Category: Random/Humor

Billy’s Limo

February 25, 2018

Have you heard this one? Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte, North Carolina, after a speaking engagement and when his plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver. ‘You know’ he said, ‘I am 87 years old and I have never driven … More Billy’s Limo

Nocturnal Summer 1

June 19, 2015

For fun I’m reposting a summer series from 2010 from when I took a paper route while trying to get MainStreet started. Enjoy! I picked up a weekday paper route this summer to earn some quick cash as we begin to plant a new church.  No, this isn’t the cute little 30 papers in a … More Nocturnal Summer 1

Fishing Opener Mystery on the Sea of Galilee

May 11, 2015

It’s sunrise. The day after Fishing Opener.  Location: Sea of Galilee.  Date: A.D. 28.  The schools of fish have gathered for an emergency all school assembly at Rock Pile Point. There is great unrest in the school. The fish of Galilee are extra fidgety this year. There are strange rumors afloat. You see, every year around … More Fishing Opener Mystery on the Sea of Galilee

Christian One-Liners

August 27, 2012

Don’t let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited Until you try to sit in their pews. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Many folks want to serve God, But only as advisers.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* It is easier to preach ten sermons Than it is to … More Christian One-Liners

Jonah’s Bible?

August 25, 2012

Finally, a Bible for lifeguards, surfers, fisherman, heavy drinkers, naval officers, and people prone to spilling their coffee during morning devotions! A photo in need of a caption…..  

Spring Break on Facebook (or “Are Men Scum?”)

March 25, 2012

A message is currently circulating on Facebook that claims that “men are scum.” Here’s a bit of it:

“Despite all the romantic notions that men or women may have about how men really are, the fact remains that nature has pretty much made them all one way: hormone-crazed animals bent on blessing as much of the planet as possible with their genetic code. Like any other male animal on this planet, the foremost thought on the untrained human male’s mind is sex… I estimate that 99.87% of adult males walk around in a hormone induced zombie trance of lust. For every thousand men, 13 of them are rationally thinking gentlemen.”

Well, boys? What do you think of this claim? Is this true? Is it partly true but overblown a bit? If so, which part is true? Which part is overblown? What beliefs about human nature, nature, human development, morality and God leads this person to this portrayal of human males? Please read on…. … More Spring Break on Facebook (or “Are Men Scum?”)